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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
Text 17 Sep 3 notes

Anonymous said: You're even worse than officialunitedstates

corporateaccount:

i wish!

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)

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shinjiikari:

im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme

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Photo 16 Sep 453 notes animationsmears:

“Aladdin" (1992)

animationsmears:

Aladdin" (1992)

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sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

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tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

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